As a youth my mind was corrupted by the large amounts of television that I watched. This song is from Ren and Stimpy. I want to change the lyrics to aid in teaching about logarithmic functions. But I'm not sure how that will work out.
What rolls down stairs
alone or in pairs,
and over your neighbor's dog?
What's great for a snack,
And fits on your back?
It's log, log, log
It's log, it's log,
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's log, it's log, it's better than bad, it's good."
Everyone wants a log
You're gonna love it, log
Come on and get your log
Everyone needs a log
log log log
*whistle*
LOG FROM BLAMMO